By Heather O.
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Behod. My first apartment building. Behold the glory. Behold the beauty. Behold the window at street level that leads into the basement apartment where both Barack Obama and I spent many a long winter night, the window on which some drunk guy peed while DH was out of town.
Not that Obama and I slept there at the same time. He lived there years before DH and I did. But according to this article, Obama shared all the same wonderful memories that my husband and I did of Somerville’s Winter Hill area, a place affectionately known as “Slum-erville”, a place about which my aunt once asked if there was a less seedy way in, a place where drunks, thugs, Irish mafiosos and parking tickets abound. Ah, good times.
The article says he lived in the basement apartment, of which there are only two in this building. I can not thus be absolutely certain that the presidential candidate killed spiders in the same abode I did, but the chances are pretty high he did. And the parking tickets mentioned are so familiar to me, I could almost smell the exhaust. I learned how to parallel park in Winter Hill, having no other parking options available but street parking, and I learned that if you pay a man $90 cash, he will give you back your car that he is about to tow and never mention it again. Like I said, good times.
I have to admit, this makes me a little giddy. I don’t know why, but I feel like if I was ever in a rally for Obama, I could shout, “I KNOW YOUR SOMERVILLE PAIN!” and he would turn, look at me, and smile, and we would have some kind of kismet connection as the memories of ice, snow, and dirty sludge flashed between us.
I never want to live in Somerville again.
Go Obama.




Love this!! This is so well written, and I cracked up the whole time.
“I KNOW YOUR SOMERVILLE PAIN!” -hilarious, you rock.
Comment #1 by Mother of the Wild BoysFebruary 11th, 2008 at 7:15 amWe caucused for him this weekend in WA state… and while I cannot say I’ve lived in Somerville, Capitol Hill in Seattle shares a lot of the same pains and memories for me! Go Obama!
Comment #2 by Tracy MFebruary 11th, 2008 at 7:37 amIt’s cool to think about electing someone to our highest political office who has lived like the majority of Americans. No more family dynasties!
Go Obama!
Comment #3 by solFebruary 11th, 2008 at 8:09 amSol- Amen sister.
Comment #4 by RebeccaFebruary 11th, 2008 at 9:15 amOoooooo…can I have your autograph?
Comment #5 by LeiGulFebruary 11th, 2008 at 9:15 amLeigul-
Get in line, girl.
Comment #6 by Heather O.February 11th, 2008 at 9:27 amMy husband and I lived in Somerville last year while I was finishing a fellowship. You are totally right that it is a disgusting and creepy place!
Comment #7 by CBHFebruary 11th, 2008 at 11:48 amSomerville, MA - the highest per capita lesbian population in the country when I lived there in 1988-1990. “Memories (darken) the corners of my mind.”
Comment #8 by RayFebruary 11th, 2008 at 12:08 pmsol-
double amen!
Comment #9 by mellocelloFebruary 11th, 2008 at 1:34 pmRay-
Just wondering the intended tone of your comment?
Comment #10 by solFebruary 11th, 2008 at 4:07 pmsol-
Down girl. I think Ray is just adding more to the image of the flavor that is Somerville. And I’m sure the lesbians were not the memories darkening the corners of his mind. There are definitely darker things than that in Somerville.
Comment #11 by Heather O.February 11th, 2008 at 4:37 pmSol (and everyone else, just to make it very clear),
I spent my college years living off campus, since I was married when I arrived following my mission. Since I lived off campus, I was part of Dudley House - the House that was established for those not living in the dorms. Many of those students chose to live off campus in order to be unconstrained by the living arrangements in the dorms - meaning many of my best friends in college were anarchist, communist, socialist living in co-ops, and homosexual. I won’t go into my politics here, which would surprise many, but suffice it to repeat that many of my best friends in college were gay and lesbian.
My “intended tone” was one of frustration reserved for the predominantly graduate student population around my home in Somerville who tended to advocate stridently for a complete relaxation / abolishment of all standards of public sexual conduct. I lived in an area where I can’t describe on this blog what PDA meant in my neighborhood.
That was my intended tone. It would have been the exact same tone if I had been addressing the heterosexual minority of students living on campus who advocated the same view of PDA. I don’t like those particular memories; hence, the play on the old song, “Memories.”
Comment #12 by RayFebruary 11th, 2008 at 4:39 pmThanks, Heather. You are right. However, I should have thought through the implications of my comment better before hitting “Submit”. It was WAY too easy to misunderstand.
Comment #13 by RayFebruary 11th, 2008 at 4:41 pmSomerville has actually cleaned up quite a bit since you lived here - especially around Davis Square. But I agree that Somerville is not the best place to live in Metro Boston.
Ray - I think most of the lesbians moved to Northampton, so you’d be safe if you came back to Somerville for a visit. And they’re quite nice once you get to know them.
Comment #14 by New MomFebruary 12th, 2008 at 5:44 amIt’s good to know that Somerville has cleaned up. Right off of Davis Square is where I lived - and most “really are quite nice”. My friends certainly were.
Comment #15 by RayFebruary 12th, 2008 at 5:53 amRay,
You admit to Heather your comment was easy to misunderstand, yet the somewhat defensive tone of your diatribe to me suggests that you felt any village idiot could have understood the lengthy meaning rich in personal experience driving your comment. Your comment to Heather would have been a good opener for your diatribe.
Comment #16 by solFebruary 12th, 2008 at 12:51 pmHeather,
“Down girl”? Really? It wasn’t a fair question? You understood every implication of Ray’s comment before he explained it? Maybe it’s a Somerville thing, but for me it wasn’t a natural bridge. I’m guessing there were others who didn’t read Ray’s mind either.
Tell me, would you have started a response to someone else that way, or is it just reserved for me? Why is it that questioning or disagreeing seems to ruffle people’s feathers so? I said nothing rude to Ray, yet you jump to his (unwarranted) defense with a belittling response. Are we all really this threatened? Good heavens, it’s like discussing birth control at a Catholic school in the 1950’s.
Comment #17 by solFebruary 12th, 2008 at 12:58 pmsol, simply for what it’s worth, and I will back away for good:
I honestly don’t understand your last comment to me. I agree completely with what you said in it, but I had said as much in my previous apology. I recognized how badly it was worded as soon as you asked and I re-read it. I apologized for it being worded so badly. There was no “defensive tone” in my apology; I simply wanted to explain, since you asked about the tone and, as you just said, I realized I should have provided the background in my first comment.
I don’t see any reason to extend the comment into a fight, so please accept this as an additional apology for causing the whole situation with a poorly worded and not well thought out comment. I really am sorry for the result.
Comment #18 by RayFebruary 12th, 2008 at 1:13 pmRay,
Feel free not to respond. You only admitted poor wording to Heather, who’s question it wasn’t as she seemed to have no problem with your wording to begin with. Your response to me, which came first, admitted no such thing. If you’re going to apologize or explain yourself, at least be accurate.
I’m still not sure what you meant by your initial comment, but I’d like to believe it was as innocuous as you suggest.
Comment #19 by solFebruary 12th, 2008 at 1:29 pmsol-
Yes, I jumped to Ray’s defense. Ray has done that for me in the past, I felt he was being mildly attacked, so I jumped. If you weren’t in attack mode, I apologize. Admittedly, I know Ray’s tone better than I know yours, so I perceived his comments in a much different light than you did, apparently. I’ll be honest with you sol, sometimes it’s hard for me to tell which mode you are in, disagreement or attack. Disagreement is fine. Attacking is not. And we can’t read your mind either.
And my “down girl” was an attempt to be light, not belittle. There’s another 10 points away from you for not reading my mind AND Ray’s mind. Sheesh, I guess we all need to bone up on our psychic skills a bit.
Comment #20 by Heather O.February 12th, 2008 at 5:22 pmHeather,
I think in real life we would be friends. I have absolutely nothing to base this on, but I like to think it anyway. Actually, in real life I am friends with just about everyone I have the opportunity to spend much time around, so I’m either oblivious to their despise, or people generally find me non-abrasive and even fun. I would imagine the same of you (Again, mostly because I like to imagine stuff like that). So let’s start over and give each other the benefit of the doubt. You can suppose I’m not a sociopath, and I can assume…you assume I’m not sociopath? While we’re at it, I’d like everyone to imagine me as having Angelina Jolie’s body. How about you?
Comment #21 by solFebruary 13th, 2008 at 9:09 amsol–
Done. And if you get to be Angelina Jolie, can I be Jennifer Garner?
Comment #22 by Heather O.February 13th, 2008 at 4:03 pmIs it a package deal with Ben? Cuz won’t your husband feel a little slighted? She does have awesome dimples.
On another note, I failed to mention the extreme jealousy I harbor that there is even an off chance you share such an intimate commonality with Barack. The man rocks my world.
Comment #23 by solFebruary 13th, 2008 at 5:34 pmSommerville is 351st (of the 351 cities and towns in MA) in terms of parks and open spaces, but yeah, it’s a lot nicer than it was even 10 years ago.
Comment #24 by mdhatterApril 14th, 2008 at 3:14 pm