By The Wiz
Great. I blame all of this on my currently horrendous haircut, because when I walked out of that salon, I looked exactly like Hillary Swank in “Boys Don’t Cry” (not that I’ve seen the movie, just ads), and I’ve never looked more boyish in my life. Apparently, putting on your most feminine dress, wearing earrings, necklace, AND bracelets, applying make-up and forcing your poor feet into heels just cannot counteract the hair when going for a feminine look.
It’s a good thing hair grows fast.
Anyway, I have a question for you. Do you get a “mental picture” of what we all look like when you read our posts? What do you think I look like? What kind of face does Heather’s brilliant wording conjure up? Does whatsherbucket or jamisue have a distinct look in your brain? Hollywood, of course, has put pictures of herself up on her blog, thereby removing all sense of mystique. To each her own, I guess.
I also wonder because recently I met Tammy (and by “recently”, I mean “over Christmas”) and she looked nothing like I thought she would. I didn’t know it until I saw her, but somehow I had always pictured her with curly dark red hair, and don’t ask me why, because heaven help me, I have no idea. (Her hair is brown, btw, in case you were wondering). I hadn’t really thought about what she would look like until she looked nothing like I thought she would, and suddenly I realized I did have a mental picture, after all. Holy unexamined life, batman.
Maybe I am the only one that does this? I don’t know. And yes, I know, talking about what we look like may possibly be the lamest thing ever. I accept that. But you know, if at all possible, I’d like to NOT look a man. Maybe it’s time for that boob job.
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