By The Wiz
And if you don’t have a Beatles song stuck in your head right now, well, then, you’re un-American. Or, non-British, I guess. Or, not a Beatles fan.
Ok, moving on. Yesterday was a good/bad mail day.
I got some mail that completed my tax return preparation. I eagerly anticipated doing my taxes, seeing as how I got a big ol’ refund last year, and I was hoping to put this money into improving the SLC house a bit before we sold. Well, this year, I owe money. Bummer. I was hoping for a different outcome, but the fact that we’ve been renting out our house in SLC skewed things a bit. (It’ll soon be for sale! Want to buy it? You know you want to.) Plus, two different states want our income tax. But the waiting and wondering what the tax liability will be is over. That’s something. And well, at least I can be happy that I didn’t hand the government an interest free loan all year. Woo-freakin-hoo.
It occurs to me that might be too much information for you about my financial situation.
Also, I got a Jury Summons. Jury Duty! Me! I’ve never been called to Jury Duty in my life. It’s not until next month, and a large part of me hopes I don’t even have to go in, but you know, a small part of me is saying “Think of the blog. The possibilities are endless.”
But the paper said how they don’t provide free parking, and you don’t know how long you’ll be there, so don’t park at a meter, and it freaked me out on the parking situation, because parking, I don’t do it so well, and so I’d rather stay home at stare at my Scooba wash my floors, thank you very much.
Yes, my Scooba came yesterday, making it a good mail day, and at first I couldn’t get it to work, but then DH came home, and did exactly the same thing I did, and it worked. Technology likes him. It really isn’t fair. It’s a little loud, and it’s a little slow, but it does a good job, and so far it has shown no tendencies to murder us in our sleep or take over the world. I’ll keep you posted. And hey, now I don’t have to wash the miles of tile in this house, and now I want six Scoobas, and watch them battle it out. In my brain, that would be funny. I know, I’m disturbed.
But now I need to name my little robot that cleans for me. I’m thinking Velma or Daphne, because whenever I google scooba, google thinks I meant scooby. Fred would do as well, but somehow ’Shaggy’ doesn’t work for a robot.
My daughter was picturing a little round thing with feet and arms that held a mini Swiffer type mop and cleaned the floors. She was disappointed with a round disc that doesn’t even have limbs. What can I say? Get used to disappointment.




I know you didn’t actually ask for votes, but I am casting one anyhow. Velma!
Comment #1 by BridgetMarch 18th, 2008 at 11:44 amAlice. As in, ya know, The Brady Bunch. And if you now don’t have that song going through your head, you really are un-American.
Comment #2 by AhnaMarch 18th, 2008 at 11:52 amhow about Wilma?
Comment #3 by moddyMarch 18th, 2008 at 12:05 pmunderstand the whole tax thingy too. Hubby was living and working in ID, while we were living in UT (for all of 1 1/2 months). For some reason UT still had him living there and was expecting our taxes which were paid to ID, so now we got a decent (read not as big a last year, but hey we didn’t owe so that’s good) refund from ID, but we owe UT (which sucks!)
Oh on the Jury Duty, good luck, everytime I’ve been summoned I’ve had a a great reason not to serve, umm I’m moving, or I’m going to be delivery my baby right about then, etc.
Love the Velma name!!
Comment #4 by JustRandiMarch 18th, 2008 at 12:08 pmAlso? My husband and I are the same way with technology as you. I can do the EXACT same thing, but it only works if he does it! Argg.
It’s not just you, the thought of six scoobas in a battle made me laugh too! My cousins named the vacuume once, I think it was Dave. I vote for Daphne for your scooba name.
Comment #5 by JSMarch 18th, 2008 at 12:19 pmThat whole technology thing stinks, royally. My compute will not be working for me and the moment dh or my brother walks in the room, SHAZAM!, there’s suddenly not a problem anymore! All computers hate me.
Comment #6 by StarababaMarch 18th, 2008 at 12:31 pmOh, and I vote Velma, too. The Scooba sounds amazing and I would love to go google that right now, too, and buy myself one, but instead I get to go fill out two March Madness brackets to make dh happy (alright, I admit, I love the competition, too, just not the research that I have to do so that I don’t totally bomb out). Hey, that’s an interesting thought. How many MMW mommies fill out brackets? It’s dh’s absolute favorite time of the year, so I decided 2 years ago that I’d join it rather than hate it, and it’s been fun!
Comment #7 by StarababaMarch 18th, 2008 at 12:36 pmI vote for Alice!
Comment #8 by lizMarch 18th, 2008 at 12:37 pmI filled out a bracket. Mostly to make my brother happy.
Comment #9 by The WizMarch 18th, 2008 at 12:48 pmHow about Rosie, like the robot maid in the Jetsons?
Comment #10 by john schererMarch 18th, 2008 at 12:48 pmRosie was my pick too. It makes sense, seeing as how you now have a maid from the future.
Comment #11 by solMarch 18th, 2008 at 12:56 pmWe have a Roomba. We named him Herbie. I love Herbie.
I think I want a Scooba now.
Comment #12 by RorieMarch 18th, 2008 at 1:02 pmI started singing the song just looking at the title. I guess that makes me American/British/Beatles fan?
Comment #13 by Richelle FMarch 18th, 2008 at 1:24 pmGood luck with Jury duty. My mom got called in Jan. for the first time. She’s a music teacher and had to get a sub for her classes, and the other music teacher got called to jury duty the same day!
A robot maid sounds great. I like Rosie, or Alice.
My name vote is mail or male. Because he made your mail day happy. Because a male should be cleaning the floor. You could pronounce it Molly, but spell it Male (but pronounce it with an evil grin) due to the irony. Well, it would be irony in my house.
Comment #14 by NuttyMarch 18th, 2008 at 1:56 pmI vote for Velma.
I’ve done jury duty. It was just a one day trial, and it was really interesting. Go in with a good attitude, and it may surprise you. Several of the people on the jury commented on how they were surprised at how calm and professional everything was - not like tv at all. Well, duh. Anyway, give jury duty a chance. It might not be so bad.
Comment #15 by MelindaMarch 18th, 2008 at 2:33 pmOh I want a scooba
Just did our taxes. The fed was easy (I do turbo tax) but the state, well I mean STATES we’re a pain in the rear. Still don’t have them done right.
We lived in Utah for 2 months, then moved to Missouri and worked in Missouri. DH was laid off and then he got 2 months of unemployment from Utah. Then he got work for one month, but that was in Kansas (we still live in Missouri).
I don’t know if i’ll ever get it right. Why can’t the states all work with each other.
Comment #16 by SarahMarch 18th, 2008 at 2:45 pmI hate taxes! I can’t figure them out…never have, never will. That is why I married an accountant who LOVES to do taxes. This year we get enough back on the federal to pay off the state and actually have some left over. We always owe state taxes…my husband earns bonuses at work and they are really good about taking out the federal taxes, but not the state. Go figure.
I am wary of having robots to do my cleaning…I can just picture them becoming really intelligent and then taking over the world in a Terminator/Matrix type fashion and then I will be the one slaving away for THEM. I’ll just stick with making my kids do the cleaning.
Comment #17 by fluffychickyMarch 18th, 2008 at 3:02 pmI went in for jury duty recently. It was traumatic. Horrible. I never, ever want to do that again.
And I got excused from serving and sent home. But not before I had to tell an entire room full of about 30-50 people how many of my family members had been arrested and why. (Saying you have a bias against cops will get you released QUICK.)
Comment #18 by Susan MMarch 18th, 2008 at 4:09 pmI like Rosie- but Alice is cute too.
Comment #19 by Tracy MMarch 18th, 2008 at 4:39 pmI thought of Rosie right away from the Jetsons, but alas, it wasn’t an original thought.
We owe this year too. It’s a lot for us, I was so upset I cried. We were planning on going to Disneyland over spring break, oh well no Disney trip for us. I feel your pain.
As for jury duty, I know I’m wacked, but I’ve always wanted to serve. For your sake I hope you can figure a way out of it.
Comment #20 by DesiMarch 18th, 2008 at 4:50 pm‘Bro-in law is former Border Patrol and currently FBI; my best friend is married to one of the leading experts in criminal behaviours,(i won’t say which ones)and gives seminars to government agencies (CIA/FBI/Local-state police etc. and flies all over the planet doing the same)his specialty being “how to make the collar stick”.
Our former stake pres. is a DA. Another friend, a District DA., #5 babysat for 2 CHP officers, yada yada yada, we have WAY too many connections with law enforcement!
…and still I was chosen as “juror#12″ on a murder trial. When I first sat in the box, after my name I told them that, although the trial had not yet begun, I had read about it in the papers and after the reading of the pre-trial info, felt I would vote guilty. “Could I be excused?” “NO!”(the defendant,21, used a sawed off shot gun to shoot and kill a 14 y.o. kid as he was running into his house. The defendant was in a car, driven by a known gang member…do the math)
I was on that jury for four days of “pre-trial” deliberation. I was finally let go after said BF’s DA hubby stood to say to the judge “Your honour, I was wondering if we could let juror #12 go early today.” “Mr. DA, if we let her go we’d have to let all go. Why should we let her go early?” “Well she has a lunch date with my wife.” “Juror #12, you are dismissed form the trial. Alternate #1, take the stand.”
duh.
Oh, and the defendant got 48 years.
Comment #21 by s'meeMarch 18th, 2008 at 4:51 pmoh and I vote Rosie, and we owe this year as well. First time in like 20 years.
Comment #22 by s'meeMarch 18th, 2008 at 4:52 pmOh… jury duty. We need to talk. I just served in August, on a murder trial. It was interesting, a good experience, and of course my civic duty. But, it certainly imposed on alot of people since I have a little one not in school. The check I received basically covered the cost of parking and going out to lunch each day. Yeah, it was a loooooong week.
As for your scooba, I tend to be an alliteration freak. So, I’m thinking sammy scooba, sophie scooba, stella scooba, stevie scooba, susie scooba, and simon scooba (good luck keeping that all straight!).
Comment #23 by AndiMarch 18th, 2008 at 5:24 pmVote for Rosie! Vote for Rosie!
Comment #24 by JamiMarch 18th, 2008 at 6:22 pmUmmmm you COULD dress it up for your daughter halloween style *giggle giggle* oh dear, that is hitting me as WAAAAAY too funny. guess it’s time to treat the sleep deprivation huh? lol
Comment #25 by AprilMarch 18th, 2008 at 8:14 pmHow about scooba dooba??
Comment #26 by SarahMarch 18th, 2008 at 8:26 pmI’m so sad about your taxes. We always do ours ourselves and then take them to an accountant to see how much he can “save us,” and the difference is amazing. Like from owing $1200 to getting $2000 back. I don’t know how, but we figure it is worth the $200 that we pay him.
AND I’m jealous. I want a scooba so bad since we have a humungous tile/hardwood area that I am mopping endlessly. some day… smaoe day. I vote for alice too.
Comment #27 by RWMarch 18th, 2008 at 9:33 pmMy vote is for Alice!!!!
Comment #28 by LeiGulMarch 19th, 2008 at 12:03 pm