By The Wiz
One of the reasons I love this show is that I learn so much. I don’t know that I can use it in real life, but some things are fun to know.
For example, apparently a dish of anchovies and quinoa that looks nasty, sounds nasty, and would never appeal to me is quite tasty. Who knew?
Yuzu is a word. And an actual thing. So is blini. And don’t pronounce in Buh-Lini, for then you will show your culinary ignorance to the world. I now know these things, and I will NEVER make the mistake of precooking my blinis. I always wondered why mine never turned out.
I DID know that Eucalyptus is inedible and fatal, but I didn’t know that it was OK in very small doses. Still, I’m staying away from that one. Fah-REAKY!
How awesome was that quickfire? 5 ingredients. Score. So fun to watch.
And while it would have been fun to watch them all try to make vulture edible, the elimination challenge was fun, too. Catering always messes with the contestants minds. It’s a very different skill than serving in a restaurant, (I say confidently, having done neither one) and it’s fun to see what they come up with. Apparently, catering makes contestants come up with food that looks like poo. It’s happened before, it happened here, and I’m fairly sure it’ll happen again.
And who thinks blueberries and mushrooms were a good idea? Anyone?
I think Dale is Hung from last season, but his name is Dale, so it reminds me of Dale from last season, and if Top Chef is going to cast people with the same name but different personalities, it’s just going to get confusing.
Predictions: Too early yet, but I think Stephanie and Dale are in it for a while.
Next to go: Mushroom girl, aka Nikki.




I knew she would be out with those Blinis as soon as one of the guests said they tasted like dirt. I was hoping that Andrew would do bad and be out because of all of the beeping they have to do whenever he talks but he won. I agree that Dale reminded me of Huong. Each season I keep hoping for another Harold from season one.
Comment #1 by JoleneMarch 20th, 2008 at 11:47 amthis WAS a fun show to watch… I really thought the muxhroom girl would be gone, oh well…. and Eucalyptus, I was shocked it could be used and not kill anyone… I am liking the guest chefs so far.. no pretentious snobs. you said it all Wiz.. great post…
Comment #2 by nancyMarch 20th, 2008 at 12:18 pmnancy
Who cares about Dale Hung? Let’s talk about Bonnie Hammer.
I wouldn’t have hired Bonnie Hammer. I wouldn’t have hired Ronald D. Moore. What is an all too common recurring theme (and problem) at NBC-Universal/Sci-Fi Channel, is the most poorly qualified people end up getting hired into the higher positions. It’s common knowledge that Bonnie Hammer wouldn’t pass a basic knowledge test of the Science Fiction bare essentials. Who is David Gerrold? Who is Kerry O’Quinn & Norman Jacobs? Who is Harlan Ellison? What is Science Fiction? (It’s not Lifetime Network movies, WWF Wrestling, Horror movies, or “Cape Fear.”) And I would hardly call Ronald D. Moore the upfront good will ambassador of Science Fiction scriptwriting or producing. His knowledge of the genre is as rock bottom as Bonnie Hammer’s. Moore’s best gig will always be as a staff writer for Rick Berman’s various Star Trek sequel series, where formats and series Bibles were already laid out in advance before Moore got hired. As a staff writer, Moore had it good. He had less authority, his weaker scripts were absorbed and tweaked by much more skilled colleagues, and his faults as a scriptwriter were less noticeable surrounded by a round table of dozens of staff writers. Commissioning Moore to lay out a format and write a series Bible by himself, was when the trouble started with his GINO series. Sci-Fi Channel has shown blind faith in the man least qualified to do what he is doing (Ronald D. Moore) because Sci-Fi Channel is least qualified themselves to know what they are doing. Dissecting what the GINO series actually is, we have an ill-defined premise on a shaky format that fluctuates between poorly conceived Space Fantasy, and an eccentric conglomeration of Soap Opera, character drama, Iraq War commentary, and contemporary drama. Give Ronald D. Moore some more time, and we’ll eventually see some indications of a Game Show, Infomercial, and Talk Show thrown into his mix as well. I see Sci-Fi Channel and Ronald D. Moore not only being incapable of successfully conceiving a Science Fiction television series, but also lacking the knowledge to lay down the basic infrastructure of a television series format as well. We have characters walking around in contemporary clothing (shirts and ties) supposedly inhabiting a universe far away from Earth, but this universe is identical to Earth in every way. We then occasionally have edit cuts to spaceships cruising through space. What is this mess?
These format and severe conception problems the GINO series is having, wouldn’t have surfaced if better qualified people were hired in the first place instead of Bonnie Hammer and Ronald D. Moore. I see inexperience dripping and oozing from every decision Bonnie Hammer and Ronald D. Moore made regarding this series. The GINO series is a series conceived by inexperienced and poorly qualified individuals who can’t even work the kinks out of the format before the cameras start rolling. THE GINO series needed another year of a serious re-think before the first season was ever shot. What did they really want to do? a Space Fantasy? A Soap Opera? Iraq War commentary? These are questions asked and answered by professionals in the industry every day as they evolve their various television series. Unfortunately, these professionals do not work for NBC-Universal/Sci-Fi Channel.
NBC-Universal’s aggressive presence on Internet bulletin boards is more than likely , primarily designed to hide and wax over underqualified people working at Sci-Fi Channel at the decision making level, and justify the bad decisions they have been making on a daily basis. And the GINO series has its fair share of underqualified individuals working at the decision making level as well.
Comment #3 by LanguatronMarch 20th, 2008 at 1:20 pmWell, that was a tangent and a half.
I didn’t even know Eucalyptus was normally fatal. It is quite interesting learning how to pronounce things like gnocchi, and blini. Hopefully they’ll run another marathon of this season’s episodes of Top Chef before next season, so I can go invade my in-laws’ house for five hours and watch it again.
Comment #4 by kaduseyMarch 20th, 2008 at 1:27 pmin regard to comment #3:
a jigga-whaaat?
Comment #5 by s'meeMarch 20th, 2008 at 4:16 pmI never found last week’s on re-run, so now I’m TWO eps behind.
Comment #6 by Tracy MMarch 20th, 2008 at 4:23 pmAh, you can never take Languatron seriously. He likes to show up and rant about Universal and Battlestar Galactica on occasion.
Just ignore him and move on.
Comment #7 by The WizMarch 20th, 2008 at 4:51 pmI miss season 1 Harold, too. That Aussie dude was totally buggin’ last night, but maybe it was just the way they edited it to make him look so rude/impatient–I get that it’s a timed challenge, but relax.
Comment #8 by bythelbsMarch 20th, 2008 at 6:43 pmOh I am totally digging this season. Top Cheftestants have raised the bar and I was amazed at the talent shown off last night. I knew as soon as she said Blini she was out! Everyone knows they must be cooked on site, and it could have easily been done if she would have just had some confidence in her training.
I am dying wishing I could taste one of those anchovies! It looked so good! Much better than the winning dish to me, but I am just not a fan of squid. And I love me some quinoa.
I also was wishing I could taste the beet thing Rick made, everyone made such a fuss of it.
I think the field is thick and will become more and more heated over time. Who knows who will win this thing. I was hoping Steph would continue, but her nerves seem to egt the best of her. The same thing happens to me in front of my peers, I totally feel for her, but her skill set is very high.
I am still looking for her and Rick to be in the finals. Andrew seemed to clean up the potty mouth quite a bit and I was surprised at his win. But then again with Wylie (what I would give to work at WD50 for a day!) in the mix as a judge his avalanche thing caught his eye and made an impression.
tch, tch, tch. Looks like there might be a dust up next week! Fun! Fun! Fun! I am totally a food geek and live to see someone cut up a chicken in five seconds or make buttercream in a heatwave, or any other number of food related feats.
Comment #9 by chroniclerMarch 20th, 2008 at 7:20 pmoops! that was a glacier, not an avalanche! hehehe
Comment #10 by chroniclerMarch 20th, 2008 at 7:33 pmI don’t watch top chef, but that tangent was something else. And the comments after it—-
Comment #11 by mellocelloMarch 20th, 2008 at 10:05 pmLaughing so hard I am crying!
That was High-larious!
Just a lurker. I love Top Chef. I am a foodie myself and I find it so interesting. I wonder what they taste like too. Obviously I would totally fail on a show like this because I wouldn’t even think about the dishes they make. Good cast this season. What is up with the weird guy though (can’t remember his name but he made the glacier). He was just a little too agro.
Comment #12 by KatieMarch 21st, 2008 at 7:06 amI think I like the NZ guy best and I’m glad he had a successful day after last weeks ‘pretentious attempt at deconstruction.’ (Although the philosopher in me still cringes at the misuse of philosophical terms is culinary pursuits) My wife likes the biker-like guy although I can’t figure out why. The one we can’t stand is the guy who comes off like a meth-head from a trailer park. But he did pretty good in that episode.
Comment #13 by ClarkMarch 21st, 2008 at 10:22 amOK, I caught up tonight- watched the back eps and am ready and primed for Wednesday’s show!
I like Stephanie.
Comment #14 by Tracy MMarch 24th, 2008 at 10:50 pm[…] I would just like to remind everybody that I predicted this from the start. Thank you, thank you, and yes, I will be doing psychic readings to pick up a little extra cash, just let me know. […]
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