Did you know that flour spilled on a burner will burst in flames?

Well, neither did I.

But we still know that our smoke alarms work.  Ladies, you just can’t buy that kind of piece of mind.

 update: (Um, y’all know I meant “peace”, right?  Of course, sometimes it feels like I’m losing my mind, piece by piece, and, well, I suppose you could buy a piece of it, but be warned that the pieces come gently used.)