By The Wiz
Why is Kenley still there? She can mouth off to Tim and the judges and make a completely inappropriate, ill-fitting outfit, plus make fun of other designers on the runway (all the laughter in previous episodes) and NOT get auf’d? I smell a rat.
Korto, AGAIN, knocks it out of the park. Menswear, punk, awesomeness, is there anything this girl can’t do? The jeans were brilliant, the hair was brilliant, and she FINALLY gets the kudos she deserves. See you at Bryant Park! I’m rooting for you, babe, I hope you take it all!
Good job, Jerell. You made Kenley into somebody completely different. Sweet. See you at Bryant Park as well.
Bleh. Bleh. Bleh. Bleh. Not worth the auf, but bleh. Have fun at Bryant Park.
Whatever. (Don’t you think ‘whatever’ is the defining word of our generation? I want it on my tombstone. ‘Here lies The Wiz. Whatever.’)*
Suede doesn’t like doing pants, but he really did a good job on these. I guess it wasn’t good enough to save Suede. Suede should have been gone a while ago, but this should not have been the outfit to bring Suede down. I think the judges were still having visions of that purple and brown monstrosity Suede created last week.
BOO!! BOO!! BOO!! I was SO SURE she was getting the loser edit, and I was thrilled! ”I don’t care what Tim says” “Well, yeah, the pants have some issues in the crotch, but nothing the judges are really going to notice.” Um, what? JUDGES NOTICE CRAPPY FIT. REALLY.
Then she’s all embarrassed that LL Cool J was the guest judge. “Oh, no, he’s like the king of hip-hop, and my outfit is like, the OPPOSITE of hip-hop! QUICK! BLAME THE MODEL, because it couldn’t possibly be my fault. I’m, like, the best thing ever. Hahahahahaha”
Well, yeah, honey, Leanne ain’t hip hop, but you didn’t help her out any. You just put her in weird, weird, WEIRD jeans and a size 3-6 months jacket and hoped the gold earrings would distract everybody from the weirdness.
Plus, talking back to the judges? THEY LOVE THAT. Ooooh, yeah, your challenge was the hardest, so they should have given you more time. Mmm-hmm.
I smell a rat. Some producer is keeping her there so we viewers can complain about her weird laugh week after week. Hey, the girl can make her vintage stuff, and heaven knows there’s a market for it, and she’ll probably be very successful. But that doesn’t mean I want to see her on my TV any more.
It’s OK. The Office starts again tomorrow. I’m good.
*TOTALLY stole that from Christopher Buckley’s Boomsday. Whatever.
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