By The Wiz
Tonight, my bread maker and my wheat grinder sat idle as I opened a package that said Boboli.
Even though I have no home grown herbs or freshly picked tomatoes in the house, I smeared the ’sauce packet included!’ on top of said Boboli.
I then opened a bag of pre-shredded mozzarella cheese and threw some of that onto my precious creation.
Next came some pre-packaged, pre-sliced pepperoni.
On another Boboli, after the sauce and cheese, I lovingly placed canned pineapples and packaged deli ham.
I threw them both in the oven and called it dinner.
I then pulled out some strawberries and cut up the ones that weren’t moldy. It turned out to be about half the package.