whatserbucket creeps into the room quietly, stepping over the young bodies strewn about. Waiting for the breathing to once again regain the steady rhythm only deep sleep can bring, she fills her own lungs and with all the energy she can muster and screams,
“HEY TWILIGHT FANS - WHATCHYA GONNA DO FOR THE DVD RELEASE????”
Amidst the ensuing frenzy, whatserbucket craftily withdraws from the room, giggling under her breath.
But seriously… it’s only a month away.