By The Wiz
Did anyone else wake up to a beautiful day with the sun shining and the birds chirping, with a burning desire to get out your (nonexistent) shotgun and shoot every one of those *$%&!birds?
It has to do with my pounding migraine, and the sound and light just makes it worse, and holy cow those killer house sparrows were drilling into my brain. I felt OK about annihilating them in my head because house sparrows are Heather’s nemesis, and are clearly taking over the world. Seriously, that wiki article is disturbing, they are quite the invasive species.
Also, my headache makes me feel like I should rush into an ER and get a CT scan, based on what happened to Natasha Richardson. I mean, hit your head on the bunny hill, and then 2 days later you’re dead??! So awful. So now I’m freaked out about headaches, and did you like how I made her tragic death all about me? I am so talented that way.
Seriously, though, that sucks. It really, really, does.
In other news, watching Buffy makes me feel like I’m in high school all over again, because I always went to high school in little mini dresses with my hair in an updo. I also had tons of free time to practice roundhouse kicks in the library because I had no classes and nobody else was ever in the library - EVER. I totally remember the nightclub for teenagers that my mother had no problem with, and the cage in the library conveniently there to lock up friends that may or may not become possessed by hyenas. Ah, the memories…..
(And, no, I am not wishing Buffy were more realistic. I am aware it’s demonic fiction.)
Ah, the Advil is kicking in, and the pounding is now just a dull ache. Maybe now I can shower. I’ve got about 5 hours before the pounding comes back, unless I get lucky and it’s gone for good. Here’s hoping.
P.S. Down with house sparrows.
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