By Heather O.
Put in a load of clothes. Pick up a full, unopened bottle of laundry detergent. Realize that it’s unopened, reach for the other one, leave the unopened one on the top of the washing machine. Leave the room. Listen as the older, slightly schizophrenic washing machine has a seizure because you overloaded it. Ignore the big bang you hear, thinking that it’s just the mentally ill washing machine. Find the very large blue puddle of laundry detergent that has spilled out of the broken laundry detergent bottle that has fallen from the washing machine during the seizure. Call DH with pleas for advice. Spend 15 minutes cleaning up blue goo. Have your toddler help. Watch her cry as you throw away her blue paper towels. Ruin a towel, mopping up the rest. Enjoy your clean floor that smells like country breeze.
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