By The Wiz
Remember Heather’s cleaning tip? Would you like to know what happened to me oh, about 2 hours ago?
This would be the door to the garage. Do you regularly clean the door that leads to your garage? Because it occurred to me today, that apart from the occasional wiping of the handle, I have never really spent some up close and personal time with this door.
This might be harder to see. They are little doggy prints of blue detergent that headed all over my house. Aren’t they adorable? I didn’t take a picture of the ones on the carpet, although you can see some of them over on the left hand side, there. Awesome.
He was a little distracted. Possibly by the fact that he has blue feet. That are sticky.
I was having such a good day today, too. School started, and then lunch with some girls, and then alone time, and I was even in a cleaning mode, until Heather ruined it all with her post that caused my detergent to leap off my machine and commit suicide because obviously, her detergent bottle and mine were very, very, close friends. I’m pretty sure they texted each other a lot.
It did not take me “fifteen minutes” to clean up, either. Oh, no. It was close to an hour, complete with a twist and fall on my butt that probably would have funny if it was caught on tape. (She lay down a bunch of newspaper. I didn’t have any newspaper. I get my news online, like a normal person.) And my floor does not smell like “country breeze”. Nope. I have “original scent” floors.
I think we’ve learned a lesson today, my friends, and just as soon as I’ve figured out what it is, I’ll let you know. I’m pretty sure it involves avoiding laundry.
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