By Heather O.

A few years ago, I went to see my friend Rick Hoyt participate in a half marathon. He was busy signing autographs (nope, not joking), so while we waited for his time to free up, my family and I perused the merchandise at the athletic expo.
Little Sister was about 3 months old, and after months of partial and complete bed rest, I was a far cry from where I was before I got pregnant with her. Soft, lumpy, and out of shape, I decided that the best way to kick it up again was to buy some real running clothes. After all, running is like any other sport–if you’re serious about it, you need the right gear. So I bought a tank top, 2 pairs of running shorts, and a pair of socks I couldn’t resist. They were dry weave athletic socks with the figure of a running girl on them. And, just like any other sport, the right kind of gear doesn’t come cheap, so I went home with my purchases, convinced that the money I just shelled out and the stylish socks would be enough for me to get my butt moving.
It wasn’t. Not right away, at least. I would schedule walking dates on and off, and would sometimes meet up with a group that ran on Saturdays, but I never established anything permanent, and certainly nothing that really required my new cothes. After all, if you’re not serious, a cotton shirt with cotton shorts will do just fine. And so my girlie socks remained quiet and unused, languishing in the bottom of my disorganized sock drawer.
This past summer, it was confirmed that having another baby would be inadvisable (read: possibly deadly), and I was seized with the same drive I had before I got pregnant with Little Sister–the drive to do something extraordinary with my body before it quit on me. And so I recruited some women who were as soft as I was, and started training for a half marathon. The first day out, I wore my tank top, my shorts, and the girlie socks I had bought almost exactly two years before. Girl power. I was ready.
Then I lost a sock.
Out of the laundry came one of my socks, all fresh and clean, but the other one was nowhere to be found. I searched and searched, and finally gave it up as a loss to the sock monster that surely must not only reside in my house. (Please tell me you have a sock monster too.) I kept the loner one, though, just in case. And got more running socks for my birthday. (That, by the way, is when you know you’re obsessed–when your friends give you socks for your birthday and you get excited about it. And then you blog about it.)
Tonight, as I was rummaging around in my disorganized linen closet, I discovered a lump in one the corner of one of my sheets. You know how that is–something gets caught in the corner of one of the fitted sheets, and you don’t notice it until later. Something small, like a pair of your son’s underwear, or your daughter’s tights.
Or a sock.
I pulled it out, and sure enough, it was the match to the loner running sock. And for some reason, it made me really happy to see it. I don’t know, it was a like a little message from the universe, like the girls were ready to run with me, now that I’ve proved to them I am serious.
In less than 2 weeks, I’ll be running my first half marathon. 13.1 miles. And I’m ready for it. I am. I have the blisters and sore knees to prove it. I will be pushing myself past where I’ve ever been, doing something hard with a body that might betray me in a decade, a body that might fail and need some new parts. But for now, I’m trusting it to do what I’ve been training it to do for the past 4 months.
Like I said, running is like any other sport. If you’re serious, you need the right gear. For me, the right gear will include my well worn running shoes, warm, dry weave running pants, and a long sleeve dry weave jacket over a short sleeve shirt. And my girlie socks, taking each step with me, reminding me that if you try hard enough, you can push yourself to do great things.
Anybody want to join me?
(If not, anybody want to come help me organize my linen closet? If I found one sock in there after four months, who knows what else might be lurking….)






This post makes me wish that I had a linen closet. It almost makes me wish that I could run and breathe at the same time, but mostly it just makes me wish for a linen closet.
Good luck on the last push before the half marathon!
Comment #1 by kaduseyNovember 1st, 2009 at 8:45 pmI’m afraid I’m in the soft and lumpy category, and my knees would NOT appreciate a half marathon. Maybe when my youngest is in kindergarten, I’ll get up the gumption to start walking again. But GOOD LUCK on that 13 miles! Go, go, go!
Comment #2 by mormonhermitmomNovember 1st, 2009 at 9:26 pmOh boy. I’ll help with the closet. Good luck with the half marathon, although I’m sure you don’t really need it - you’ll do awesome!
Comment #3 by LynnetteNovember 1st, 2009 at 9:28 pmYay! I’m so proud of you for doing something difficult! And hooray for lost socks. We also have a Sock Monster. He also likes mittens in the winter.
Comment #4 by Tracy MNovember 1st, 2009 at 9:30 pmWe once held a one sock party where we all brought our lonesome socks to see how many we could put together from everybody’s one sock collections. You’d be surprised how many pairs we were able to make
The rest got made into sock puppets for the kids.
Comment #5 by Virginia WoodNovember 1st, 2009 at 9:45 pmGood luck, Heather! Believe me, the right socks make all the difference for the better in running long distances (at least for me). Nursing a blister from mile six is pure torture. I have my own pair of favorite running socks and have gone to great lengths not to lose them in the laundry because: (1) they cost $15 and (2) they discontinued the style (hate it when they do that!)
Good luck!
Comment #6 by ECSNovember 2nd, 2009 at 4:44 amGood for you, Heather! If only the right socks could make ME a runner. Don’t think the joints would hold up to pounding the pavement … and so instead I get inordinate amounts of pleasure outfitting my bike.
Socks. I have a lonely socks club (a.k.a zippered mesh laundry pouch) - the kids can never seem to get both of a pair of socks into the wash at the same time. And once in a while, we do get a match. But still, it grows - who knew we had so many different kinds of socks?!
Comment #7 by Joy TNovember 2nd, 2009 at 8:16 amYOu will do fantastic! Way to go on your first half marathon!
I ran 10 miles this year for a race, and at mile 9 thought I would drop dead.
Comment #8 by JamieNovember 2nd, 2009 at 8:32 amI’m very impressed, mostly because I absolutely despise running and think anyone who can do a 5K or more is amazing. Good luck, and may the sock force be with you.
Comment #9 by StarababaNovember 2nd, 2009 at 10:35 amI do not run. Walk, yes. Run. NO.NO.NO. good luck tho.
Comment #10 by BrendaNovember 2nd, 2009 at 10:37 amI can’t wait to hear your report!
Comment #11 by DeborahNovember 2nd, 2009 at 11:41 amYay Heather! I’m doing a 1/2 in December. You can do it! I love the socks.
Comment #12 by Andrea R.November 2nd, 2009 at 12:28 pmGood luck with your race! Real running socks are heaven, especially at mile 9.
I’ve had knee pain for two years, since my youngest was born. We went round and round looking for answers, it got so severe I had to stop running. Finally I went to an orthopedist who sent me to a physical therapist. It has not been fun, but now my knees don’t hurt! Honestly it feels like a miracle after all I’ve been through. So to anyone who has knee pain, don’t give up, go see a physical therapist.
(I’ve strengthened muscles surrounding my knees and in my core so that my knees don’t take so much abuse. Something I would never have known how to do properly on my own. And when your knees hurt, ice em’!)
Comment #13 by jendoopNovember 2nd, 2009 at 7:37 pmjendoop,I’m definitely a fan of ice. My knees have also gotten loads better since I started doing what you talked about–strengthening the muscles around them and working on my core. Also, I’ve made a point of stretching really really well the night before my early morning runs, and taking a really long time to stretch afterwards. It’s made all the difference in the world. I always knew stretching was important, but with short slow runs, I always got away with doing it halfheartedly. Now, I take it seriously, and I can do long distances much better.
Comment #14 by Heather O.November 2nd, 2009 at 8:47 pmRunning didn’t used to be so complicated! Stretch or not, no biggie. I’m not that old, but aging does make a difference. I’m glad you have the tools to make running as enjoyable as possible. I’m not back to running yet, we’ll see how things go as I slowly amp up my walking.
Comment #15 by jendoopNovember 4th, 2009 at 4:38 pmCould this post have made me any sadder…don’t forget you have promised to help with my “soft body” in April, becuase I am ready to feel the high again! Maybe if I get soem socks and wear them now I will be ready when that time rolls around!
Comment #16 by EricaNovember 10th, 2009 at 5:25 am