By The Wiz
1. Everyone (well, OK, SOME people that may or may not be my facebook friends) are up in arms about KFC’s new “sandwich.” They think it’s awful -no bread! KFC might as well have an ambulance to take you to the cardiac unit! I think it’s funny that if the exact same ingredients were surrounded by approximately 40 grams of carbohydrates that are made up of refined flour with no nutritional value whatsoever, THEN they’d have no problem with it. I’m totally getting a grilled one, BTW, it would require no insulin whatsoever. You know, next time I’m at KFC. Which, considering I haven’t been there in at least 3 years, might be a while. It has the possibility of being gluten free too, Tracy, you in?
2. How many cowboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. One to change the bulb, and 2 to sing about how much they miss the old one. You’re welcome. You can totally use that at your next gathering.
3. The TV show Glee. It’s hilarious and I love it. “Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?” I mean, HELLO!! What other show can get away with stuff like that?
4. Chocolate babies? (It’s a line from an old SNL skit, and I will laugh every time. Seriously. Just ask “chocolate babies?” when I’m in a bad mood, and I will smile. Now you know. I’m a total weirdo.)
What makes you laugh?
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