By The Wiz
Um, so really, I have been banned from blogging about my children. And while I knew this would happen as they got older, what I did NOT anticipate was having nothing to talk about on the blog. Huh.
So I’m going to talk about Polyjuice Potion. And how I wish it were real, and how I wish I had some hairs from my 20 year old self. Think about it. Every once in a while, for an hour, you could have your young body but still retain your old mind. It’s like, the DEAL OF THE CENTURY.
I would not be diabetic. I would literally be the woman my husband married. How awesome an anniversary date would that be? Let’s go out as our young selves! My hair would be different, but hey, that’s cool. My pancreas would work - plus I would be able to stay out late without getting whiny and grumpy. Nice.
It’s not real — yet. But I think I might save some of my hairs from now, just in case. And if my grandchildren find a giant bag of hair in my closet after I die, and think I maybe was a tad odd, so be it.
(Any of you ever seen Fever Pitch? - “I need to tell you something.” ”Here comes the bag of hair.” Great flick. I believe Heather hated it, though.)
Tomorrow I get the house back as the kiddos traipse off to school. I’m going to clean the kitchen and just watch it stay clean for more than 10 minutes. Simple pleasures, people. Simple pleasures.
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