By Heather O.
(I was sick this week, so I missed a few days. Sue me.)
You’re a big fat liar. Okay, maybe you’re not fat, but you ARE a liar. You made me think that Level 1 is the easy level, and that Level 3 is of the devil. Now that I’ve done all three levels, and went back to Level 1 again today, I’m here to tell you that ALL of your levels are of the devil.
You may THINK that Level 3 is the hardest, and yeah, those scissor kicks at the end made me shriek, “YOU ARE SICK!” when you made me me do them, but lady, those shoulder raise thingies you make us do on Level 1 are hell. Seriously. I even did them with lighter weights today, and my shoulders still hurt.
So while you talk about “beginners”, you’re just full of crap. 30 Day Shred ain’t no beginner workout. And now that I know how full of crap you are, I feel better about the fact that I had a hard time walking down stairs the first time we worked out together.
I’m talking a break this weekend, but you’ll see me next week. Because I’m not a quitter. And I’m stupid. And because yelling at the TV makes me happy.
P.S. I’m still peeing when I do the butt kicks.