By The Wiz
1. I was certain that the tampon/pad machines in the restrooms were machines that allowed people to buy their own super sterile toilet paper.
3. I often heard people refer to the “Y” and the “U” and I was confused why nobody ever talked about the ”B.” That must be the crappy part of the school.
4. I was very surprised to learn that “several” wasn’t a real number.
5. I was in the gifted program. Be afraid. Be very afraid.