By The Wiz
There are moms out there who boycott McDonald’s for all kinds of righteous reasons. Nutritional, economical, environmental, and personal. I am not one of those moms. I am one of those moms who feel guilty for NOT boycotting because there really are so many reasons, so please know that every time I pull into that drive-thru, I think of you, oh boycotting mothers, and I wish I had your strength.
For those of you who are righteous and don’t know what this is, it is the new evil Happy Meal toy that lights up and makes the most horrendous, make-it-stop-or-my-ears-will-bleed, constant, most annoying sounds! I was talking to my sister on my cell phone with my children playing with two of these toys in the car, and she almost hung up on me so she wouldn’t have to hear the sounds in the background. They come in different colors, and each with their different sound, and the pink one is the worst, and they are all Satan’s spawn.
In the fast food world, the general consensus is that the food at Mcdonald’s is the worst, but the toys are the best. I humbly submit that this is the worst toy ever to be paired with a sub-par hamburger.
Unfortunately, my kids L-O-V-E them. Another little boy had his with him at the ward christmas party, and he was the hit of the night!
I love them only slightly less than my children. And so, these particular Happy Meal toys tend to find themselves in trash cans sooner rather than later. Some toys I have kept - the Madame Alexander (mini) dolls, the Barbie toys, and the Hot Wheels. These toys are pure evil (they were probably raised on a diet of the demon seed) and must be destroyed.
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