By Heather O.
The other night, DH and I were sitting in our computer room as I paid bills and he read something. He came over to talk to me, and burped in my face.
“Yuck!” I think I said.
“Sorry, it just happened”, is what I think he said.
“Well, it’s gross”, I KNOW I said.
“Sorry, babe, you married me.” He picked up his book, and said something like, “You know, it’s a sign of love. I never used to do this in front of you when we were dating. But now that we’re married, and I’m secure in our relationship, I can do things like this. You should look at all this stench as a good thing.”
He started to walk out of the room, book in hand, and I hollered after him, “Just because you’re married doesn’t mean you have to be gross!”
“Yeah, yeah, yeah, go blog about it”, he said.
So here I am, blogging about it. And here is my conclusion.
Men are gross.
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