By The Wiz
…but I discovered that tonight my 3 year old brushed his teeth with a tube of Balmex diaper rash ointment instead of toothpaste. I called Poison Control, he’s fine, we just might have a diarrhea day tomorrow.
I guess I shouldn’t keep them in the same drawer. He’s never done that before, although once I did catch him brushing his teeth with my Oil of Olay lotion. Mysteriously, his teeth looked younger and more moisturized. I guess tomorrow his teeth are guaranteed to be rash free.
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