By Heather O.
Hey, the vitamin people responded to my rant. Check it out:
Dear Mrs. O.,
I apologize for the delay in responding to your email.
Please be assured that your comments will be shared with our management team.
Your feedback is vital to our continuous improvement efforts.
If I may be of further assistance, please feel free to contact me.
Consumer Relations Representative
Hmm, whaddya think? Fairly generic, no?
Still, it makes me feel like going on a little power trip. How many OTHER random companies can I get to send me a generic letter by telling them I think their products suck? And, more importantly, how many of these companies would send me FREE SAMPLES of their stuff, just to prove me wrong? I want the FREE STUFF, baby!
‘Cause I’m all about the free stuff. Never mind that I almost never actually get any free stuff. I still like the whole idea of somebody trying to buy my good opinion with stuff. It’s most definitely the American way.
So, I’m off to compose more letters about lots of other crappy products that I nevertheless would be completely happy to have for free. Ah, gotta love capitalism.
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