By The Wiz
I volunteered in my daughter’s kindergarten class today. I sat in the back of the room and held up flashcards and listened to them say “rat, cat, fat, in, win, tin” etc. Some of the kids rattled them off with no problem, some sounded them out and got them, some stared at me clueless, and some swore needlessly.
One child in particular was having a bit of trouble. He consistently switched the ‘f’ sound with the ‘v’ sound. We got to the word “fun” .
“No. Try Again.”
“Fudge!” Only he didn’t say fudge. He said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of all dirty words. The “F-dash-dash-dash” word!
Listening to a 5 year old joyously shout profanities, trying to give the teacher some kind of “knowing, yet reassuring” look, correcting him, and simultaneously trying not to bust a gut laughing is a fairly difficult task. I hope you never have to try it.
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