By The Wiz
I was at a furniture store the other day and I had my youngest 2 kids with me. The clerk asked me if they were twins. Now, this is a question I have heard before, so I thought nothing of it. Yet.
“Nope. She’s 6 and he’s 3. She’s just really small and he’s just really big.”
“Well, they’re really cute.”
We continued looking at and measuring barstools (I ended up buying these, by the way, since I know you care sooo much about what I’m putting in my house to make it pretty so I can sell it and I’m listing it next week and I think I’m going slightly schizophrenic, but that’s OK because it’s not the subject of the post).
She looked again at my children trying out every couch and barstool they could find, and generally having fun without being too destructive.
“Are you SURE they’re not twins?”
Well, huh, now that you mention it, I forgot completely when my children were born, and now that I think about it, wait…..I DID have two babies on the same day! Thanks for reminding me! What would I ever do without you?
Holy cow, lady.
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