By Heather O.
The toys in the Happy Meal come from “Shrek the Third”.
The toy babies make noise.
A lot of noise.
One of the noises resembles a pooping sound.
This sound is delightful to small children.
They will hit that infernal sound button over and over, just to hear the $*&%# thing poop.
This sound will make you want to ram this thing right down Ronald McDonald’s white and pasty throat, and kick that stupid clown halfway to China.
Or maybe it’s just me.