By The Wiz
This is my new visiting teacher:
And, of course, my old pediatrician whom I miss very much:
It’s really starting to creep me out. I’m beginning to think that everybody out there has a double, and all I have to do is wait for my double to get famous so people will offer me free stuff. Or maybe I could just get famous, but really, I just want the free stuff. I don’t want to deal with managers or publicists or paparazzi.
I have, occasionally, been offered congratulations on my gold medal, but nobody gave me any product endorsements, so I’m standing by my assertions that I look nothing like Sarah Hughes.
Well, maybe I do look like her a very little bit. But I would never wear lavendar sequins. It’s not a good color for me.