Yes.  I am.  Because I am going to invent the first ever drive through grocery store.

You will not be able to get a full week’s groceries there, sorry.  But when you are driving around town, doing all the OTHER things a gal can do without getting out of the car and waking her baby up,  you can also swing on by and get a gallon of milk, some eggs, and maybe some other stuff.

I am amazed nobody had done this before.  In a society where a we can get a hamburger, a 20 dollar bill, our drugs AND our dry cleaning without ever getting out of our vehicles, why oh why must a mother move for milk? If we can put a man on the moon, we can keep a mom in the car.

I’m putting my money on a milk conspiracy.  Dang those nefarious dairy farmers.  Dang them all the heck.

Ok, so this whole drive through thing will be complete with menu, and a healthy kid’s meal that does NOT include a toy that is, wait, let me get this right, cheap, china-made landfill fodder. 

My dream menu would be milk, eggs, feminine hygiene products, painkillers, diapers and wipes, bread, and Oreos.  For those cookie emergencies.  After all, they are Milk’s Favorite Cookie. 

THINK of the time you could save.  THINK of the happiness of your children as they could spend even more time trapped in your vehicle strapped down so tightly they are restriced from normal movements.  And THINK of how much more willing your husband would be to go out in the middle of the night for all that, um, girlie stuff.

He could just pull up and say, “Hey, I need a #2 combo, with some Motrin on the side”.

MAN I’m gonna be rich.