By The Wiz
Why can’t I poop on the carpet if I pick up the poop and then put it in the potty?
Why do I have to wash my hands with soap? Why do I have to take a bath? Why do I have to change my clothes? Why is there poop in the bath?
Why are you cleaning the carpets? Why can’t you just use the “Clifford?” (Swiffer)
Why are you driving this way? Why is this the way the road goes? Why is that where the building is? Why is the building brown? Why did they paint it that color? Why “you don’t know”?
Why did you put a meatball on the middle of my noodles instead of on the sides? Why did you make spaghetti for dinner? Why can’t we have strawberries? It’s been forever since we had chicken and broccoli.
Can you help me look for my spelling list? I can’t find it. Yes, I’ve looked. Oh, it’s on the floor right where I’m standing. Thanks.
You lost my homework. I can’t do it because you lost it. You took it and looked at it and now I can’t find it. It’s your fault. I’ve looked all over your room. NO, MOMMY, IT’S NOT IN YOUR ROOM!!! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU LOST IT! Oh, it was in your room right next to the nightstand? Well, you said it was on the nightstand. How was I supposed to find it when you lost it and then told me the wrong place? Stop losing my things, Mommy.
When we go to Utah for Christmas, why can’t we stay in our old house? I bet the people living there will let us use it for Christmas. It’s our house!
I was about to add something about somehow tonight every question that gets asked to Daddy gets answered with ‘go ask Mommy’ but I’ve got to go. My down comforter just got peed on. And no, it was not the dog. The dog is potty trained.
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