By Heather O.
WHY I SOMETIMES MISS HARSH UTAH WINTERS
In the last 5 days, I have killed 4 wasps, 4 spiders, and 2 mosquitos. I’m sure if I looked hard enough, I could find some ants to annihilate as well. Stupid bugs.
WHY I LIKE MARSHMALLOWS
WHY I LIKE READING THE TABLOIDS WHILE IN LINE AT THE GROCERY STORE
Ok, I never actually buy the magazines, I just skim the headlines while unloading my cart. And that stuff is better than a soap opera. But I do have to admit that I glanced through a People magazine while waiting for a prescription the other day. I came across a picture of Angelina Jolie holding 2 of her kids on her hips while Maddox grasped 3 of her fingers. I thought, Hey, Angie, just goes to show that even if you are an Oscar winner, the sexiest woman on earth or whatever, and “partners” to a hottie, your children still view you as their personal human jungle gym.
WHY I LIKE TO WATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
I tried to justify this to my MIL once, a woman who abhores all things fantasy, especially if it involves violence. We tried to approach it philosphically, as she likes to give me the benefit of the intellectual doubt. Finally I just told her I guess it’s because I like to watch superhumans kick some serious demon buttocks.
WHY I LOVE MY DYSON
My dog, Maggie. Perhaps I’ve mentioned her. She’s a hairy, stinky, wiggly, loving pile of fur who sheds BLACK hair on my WHITE carpet. We had some friends over the other day, and Maggie was outside. After hearing her bark, my friend said, “You have a dog? But your house doesn’t smell like dog.” Best homemaker evah right there, baby.
WHY I LIKE TO SPLIT MY OWN SPLIT ENDS
I have no idea. It’s hypnotic. DH hates it. He says it reminds him of the grooming habits of baboons.
WHY THE WIZ LOVES CILANTRO
WHAT TO DO IN A HURRICANESQUE LIKE EMERGENCY
Grab a waterproof tent and head for Tracy M’s. Especially if she is serving this.
WHAT TO DO ON A RAINY DAY
Pop some popcorn, grab some hot cocoa with marshmallows, and have a Buffy Marathon. Duh.
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